THERE IS KRITZ UP MY BUTT

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uberchain:

Voting for the Saxxy Awards 2014 ends on September 30th, this Tuesday where the nominees who made the final cut will be announced! There’s a lot of good entries this year, and if you haven’t already, check out The Jewel Escapade HERE because we’re hoping it deserves to compete with all these fantastic submissions to this year’s Saxxy Awards.

If you like it, vote for us! All you have to do on the Steam page is click that button that says “Yes!” with a thumbs-up, and you’ll be helping us make it to the nominees.

(Conflicted over which to vote for? Don’t worry! Vote for us if you liked The Jewel Escapade, and vote for the other one you liked. Remember, you can vote for multiple videos, so make sure to vote for all the other entries you liked this year as well!)

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Hey guys, only a few hours or so left to vote! If you liked The Jewel Escapade, make sure you toss one over our way. Thanks!

commanderjackshit:

Special 5-panel minicomic for the tumblerines (aka u guise)

The last panel is goofy as hell and I couldn’t fix it, shit

wut is kritzlink

Anonymous

uberchain:

Okay. I’ll try to paint a picture since I don’t have access to Photoshop or SFM at the moment.

Imagine my Medic - but instead of my Medic, it’s a Medic with a black Brutal Bouffant and a black Einstein that has pink and blond streaks in it, and some hair covering one of its eyes. This Medic has reddish-purple eyes and what’s either bags under its eyes or severely misplaced eyeshadow. It dons a black lab coat where every instance of RED on it is replaced with hot MS Paint pink. To make it more edgy than it already is the labcoat also has a hot pink MS Paint-coloured trim and dark pink on the coat’s inside. Its equivalent of an Archimedes is a crow with red eyes. The voicecanon is David Humphrey with a stereotypical German accent. 

This is Kritzlink. This is now Kritzlink and nobody will convince me than this is anything but original Sonic OC not Shadow the Hedgehog clearly different from Shadow don’t say it’s like Shadow I worked 15 whole minutes editing this sprite in pre-Windows 7 Microsoft Paint do not steal.

DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING

scurvyorangesfm:

Support classes!

Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to pose playermodel faces after using hwm dudes for so long

it’s terrifying

that and how dorito-shaped spy is

his arms aren’t actually crossed, they just look crossed

also, if you think posing that lanky-ass scout is horrible, you haven’t tried posing sniper yet

cuz he’s just like scout

only ten feet taller

but the worst part of all is WHY ARE ONLY FEMSNIPER AND FEMSCOUT HWM

WHAT IS THIS

WHY AREN’T THE OTHERS HWM YET

THIS GAME IS A MILLION YEARS OLD, HOW HAS SOMEONE NOT DONE THIS YET

WHY IS THERE NO VERSION AT ALL OF FEMSOLLY OR FEMO LASS

WHY

Quick announcement video on my end, as well as another plug for The Jewel Escapade! (My computer crashed 2 times while I tried to do this, thank you for asking.) 

Included in this vidya is the horrendous dancing WIP animation I posted a while back, complete with audio this time. I’m not so sorry.

Voting for the Saxxy Awards 2014 ends on September 30th, this Tuesday where the nominees who made the final cut will be announced! There’s a lot of good entries this year, and if you haven’t already, check out The Jewel Escapade HERE because we’re hoping it deserves to compete with all these fantastic submissions to this year’s Saxxy Awards.

If you like it, vote for us! All you have to do on the Steam page is click that button that says “Yes!” with a thumbs-up, and you’ll be helping us make it to the nominees.

(Conflicted over which to vote for? Don’t worry! Vote for us if you liked The Jewel Escapade, and vote for the other one you liked. Remember, you can vote for multiple videos, so make sure to vote for all the other entries you liked this year as well!)

Full Size Poster Here

wut is kritzlink

Anonymous

Okay. I’ll try to paint a picture since I don’t have access to Photoshop or SFM at the moment.

Imagine my Medic - but instead of my Medic, it’s a Medic with a black Brutal Bouffant and a black Einstein that has pink and blond streaks in it, and some hair covering one of its eyes. This Medic has reddish-purple eyes and what’s either bags under its eyes or severely misplaced eyeshadow. It dons a black lab coat where every instance of RED on it is replaced with hot MS Paint pink. To make it more edgy than it already is the labcoat also has a hot pink MS Paint-coloured trim and dark pink on the coat’s inside. Its equivalent of an Archimedes is a crow with red eyes. The voicecanon is David Humphrey with a stereotypical German accent. 

This is Kritzlink. This is now Kritzlink and nobody will convince me than this is anything but original Sonic OC not Shadow the Hedgehog clearly different from Shadow don’t say it’s like Shadow I worked 15 whole minutes editing this sprite in pre-Windows 7 Microsoft Paint do not steal.

umm... What happened to your computer anyways?

Anonymous

I need to upgrade. It’s a Best Buy prebuilt that’s 4 to 5 years old (the same one that had hard drive failure last year in October, that they first gave back to me as a 32-bit and told me on the phone when I called in 32-bit and 64-bit were the same fuck Geek Squad), and the power supply and my graphics card don’t agree with each other anymore. Because of that, I’m starting to randomly crash in the middle of doing shit either in TF2, SFM, or when I’m running high memory programs on a computer that should by all means (bar not enough watts to support the graphics) be able to run.

IT WERE DESPERATE TIMES OKAY? SOMETIMES MY QUIN-FIX DOESN'T WORK. THE POOTIS RAN OUT.